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Lets get crazy.

Ronin Dojo Community College DX concludes, and it was a good ride. ForTaxReasons really captured the spirit and maladjusted personalities of all the gamers and Otaku we put up with as nerds and geeks. If you haven’t watched all of their episodes and shorts, we recommend you take a look at them, they are great for a laugh, even though when you laugh at Mark and Barry, you’re really laughing at yourselves.

In some unrelated news, the Champions Online Open Beta begins in two days, so grab those open beta codes while you can. You can get them off FilePlanet or D2D, Gamestop no longer has any codes to give out. Open beta will run from the 17th to the 24th and the Headstart weekend starts the 28th.


Turbines to speed!

We’re at a loss for words… Okay maybe we can think of a few. Like these: HOLY TOO-MUCH-TIME-ON-HIS-HANDS BATMAN! This guy actually built a probably 1/3rd (estimate) scale Tumbler Batmobile out of a (if our Go-Kart knowledge is still up to date) a Kawasaki Arctic cat. It’s got real big ol’ front tumbler tires and will guarantee, the moment you sit in it, that you never experience sex again. We’re positive that this guy had to forefit every last shred of attraction to the opposite sex to make this Tumbler complete. All we know is?

Check out the jump for some math and our dreams!

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Newwwwwwwws time chiiiiiiiildren!

Looking to make your life a little more post apocalyptic? Can’t get your hands on some power armor, or a laser pistol? Well here’s what you can get your grubby little wastelander mitts on.


Good thing our Medicine skill is so high, those extra stimpaks go a long way.

Chris, over at Weekly Geekly has posted a handy little guide to making your own world a little more dreary with these Capital Wasteland Accessories. What we love about this is that it could make a Fallout 3 Wanderer cosplay so much better. Imagine, you’ve got your jumpsuit, you slaved over a pip-boy, you’ve specked your face with dirt and grime, you set foot in those convention hall doors, and there you see… another Lone Wanderer… Your costumes are both well made and look fantastic, but imagine how much better you’ll look when you try to pay for your ticket with a handful of caps. Just make sure you bring actual money, the last time we tried to trade caps for a cheeseburger, the cops didn’t take to kindly to it. It would have been just a misdemeanor but then we tore off our clothes and tried to pretend we were feral ghouls. What can we say? Jet is hell of a drug.

[Via Kotaku]


Hoyeah, it’s time to suit up.

Pants, consider yourself jizzed.

Pants, consider yourself jizzed.

Look at this. Just look at it for a moment. Soak it in. Bask in its wonder and glory. This is a Batman motorcycle suit made by Universal Designs. Who are they kidding though? You slap a cowl, a cape and a utility belt on that sucker and its a batsuit. The thing has kevlar armor sections! Do they really think that some nerd wont buy this in a feeble attempt to be Bruce Wayne? Because that’s exactly what we wanna do! Thus begins the Nerd Squadron Fund To Make Us Batman… Fund. We accept cash and credit.

Product site is here.

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