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04
Aug
09

Huxley. A game that no one really cares about.

“Tribal” armored space marines? Scantly clad but somehow also armored women? Aliens? No no, you’re not playing Unreal Tournament. You’re looking at Huxley: The Distopia, the new F2P MMOFPS CS WTFOMGLOLZBBQ. God damn we love the Internet and it’s crazy acronyms. In English for you not with the times: Huxley is a Free to Play, Massively Multiplayer Online First Person Shooter. Should you care? We don’t know… It just seems so generic.

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11
Jul
09

Freezey goodness.

Today, July 11th, is free Slurpee day! Rejoice! The Slurpee is the chosen drink of even the most frugal nerds, for a mere two dollars you can get a 44oz chalice of wonder! But like everything, there’s a catch. Isn’t that right, Happy Mask Salesman?

Jerk-off.

Jerk-off.

The Slurpee you get will only be seven ounces. The smallest and most pathetic of Slurpees, but hey… they never said you couldn’t chain your way to several 7-11s, picking up a bunch of the little fuckers now did they?




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