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13
Aug
09

Turbines to speed!

We’re at a loss for words… Okay maybe we can think of a few. Like these: HOLY TOO-MUCH-TIME-ON-HIS-HANDS BATMAN! This guy actually built a probably 1/3rd (estimate) scale Tumbler Batmobile out of a (if our Go-Kart knowledge is still up to date) a Kawasaki Arctic cat. It’s got real big ol’ front tumbler tires and will guarantee, the moment you sit in it, that you never experience sex again. We’re positive that this guy had to forefit every last shred of attraction to the opposite sex to make this Tumbler complete. All we know is?

Check out the jump for some math and our dreams!

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29
Jul
09

Newwwwwwwws time chiiiiiiiildren!

Looking to make your life a little more post apocalyptic? Can’t get your hands on some power armor, or a laser pistol? Well here’s what you can get your grubby little wastelander mitts on.

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Good thing our Medicine skill is so high, those extra stimpaks go a long way.

Chris, over at Weekly Geekly has posted a handy little guide to making your own world a little more dreary with these Capital Wasteland Accessories. What we love about this is that it could make a Fallout 3 Wanderer cosplay so much better. Imagine, you’ve got your jumpsuit, you slaved over a pip-boy, you’ve specked your face with dirt and grime, you set foot in those convention hall doors, and there you see… another Lone Wanderer… Your costumes are both well made and look fantastic, but imagine how much better you’ll look when you try to pay for your ticket with a handful of caps. Just make sure you bring actual money, the last time we tried to trade caps for a cheeseburger, the cops didn’t take to kindly to it. It would have been just a misdemeanor but then we tore off our clothes and tried to pretend we were feral ghouls. What can we say? Jet is hell of a drug.

[Via Kotaku]

24
Jul
09

80 Microsoft points and your dignity. No refunds.

Here we have a preview of the Avatar Market Place that will come with the Dashboard update. Now we’re all for the Xbox 360 Market place. It’s a great way to not only get some simple yet fun games, some old classics and even some videos, but this? This we will have no part in. Xbox is basically asking you to shell out money for nothing.

No... goddammit.

No... goddammit.

The full video explains that prices range from 40- 320 Microsoft points which is about .50 cents to three dollars in American currency (which is about 1 to three green rupees in Hylian.) How much is your shame guys? Maybe 320 points for that RC warthog that you can’t control, or 80 points for those goggles. Whatever the price, just know that you won’t get anything out of this transaction other than the right to say that you have a hat and some asshole doesn’t. YOU CAN DO THAT ON THE STREET! Just follow our handy guide

  1. Put on a hat. The more abnoxious the better.
  2. Walk around some populated area.
  3. Find a guy.
  4. IMPORTANT He must NOT be wearing a hat!
  5. Proceed to follow him around and mock him for not having a hat.
  6. Be sure to insinuate that his lack of a hat makes him a communist or a Frenchman.
  7. Finally, go home and continue your lonely existence, buying raw chicken breasts just to feel some sort of flesh against yours. (Not that we do that.)
Oh you dirty sluts....

Oh you dirty sluts....

The new 360 Dashboard update drops August 11th, along with the levels of dignity in gamers everywhere.

20
Jul
09

Hoyeah, it’s time to suit up.

Pants, consider yourself jizzed.

Pants, consider yourself jizzed.

Look at this. Just look at it for a moment. Soak it in. Bask in its wonder and glory. This is a Batman motorcycle suit made by Universal Designs. Who are they kidding though? You slap a cowl, a cape and a utility belt on that sucker and its a batsuit. The thing has kevlar armor sections! Do they really think that some nerd wont buy this in a feeble attempt to be Bruce Wayne? Because that’s exactly what we wanna do! Thus begins the Nerd Squadron Fund To Make Us Batman… Fund. We accept cash and credit.

Product site is here.




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