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13
Aug
09

Turbines to speed!

We’re at a loss for words… Okay maybe we can think of a few. Like these: HOLY TOO-MUCH-TIME-ON-HIS-HANDS BATMAN! This guy actually built a probably 1/3rd (estimate) scale Tumbler Batmobile out of a (if our Go-Kart knowledge is still up to date) a Kawasaki Arctic cat. It’s got real big ol’ front tumbler tires and will guarantee, the moment you sit in it, that you never experience sex again. We’re positive that this guy had to forefit every last shred of attraction to the opposite sex to make this Tumbler complete. All we know is?

Check out the jump for some math and our dreams!

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20
Jul
09

Hoyeah, it’s time to suit up.

Pants, consider yourself jizzed.

Pants, consider yourself jizzed.

Look at this. Just look at it for a moment. Soak it in. Bask in its wonder and glory. This is a Batman motorcycle suit made by Universal Designs. Who are they kidding though? You slap a cowl, a cape and a utility belt on that sucker and its a batsuit. The thing has kevlar armor sections! Do they really think that some nerd wont buy this in a feeble attempt to be Bruce Wayne? Because that’s exactly what we wanna do! Thus begins the Nerd Squadron Fund To Make Us Batman… Fund. We accept cash and credit.

Product site is here.




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