04
Aug
09

Huxley. A game that no one really cares about.

“Tribal” armored space marines? Scantly clad but somehow also armored women? Aliens? No no, you’re not playing Unreal Tournament. You’re looking at Huxley: The Distopia, the new F2P MMOFPS CS WTFOMGLOLZBBQ. God damn we love the Internet and it’s crazy acronyms. In English for you not with the times: Huxley is a Free to Play, Massively Multiplayer Online First Person Shooter. Should you care? We don’t know… It just seems so generic.

Check out our comparison after the jump

Look how big my armor is! But don't you say a WORD about the size of my penis.

Look how big my armor is! But don't you say a WORD about the size of my penis.

Look at the size of our breasts! But don't you DARE say anything about the size of our penises!

Look how big my breasts are! But don't you say a WORD about the size of my penis.

That would be Huxley on the left and Unreal Tournament 3 on the right, showing off a few space marines. I guess if we had to blame anyone for the huge armored space marine look we’d blame Warhammer 40k, but the Squadron is far too in love with them to be mad.

We just can't stay mad at a face like this.

We just can't stay mad at a face like this.

But we’re a fair group of nerds and we’re willing to give Huxley a shot! And you can too! All you have to do is sign up for a Fileplanet Account here. And an Ijji account here. Simple as that and totally free. We’d love to get you guys playing and hear your thoughts on it, we’re certainly going to give you ours… Some might say this is a cheap substitute because we didn’t get into the Global Agenda Beta… and those people would be right… we’re just trying to fill that hole okay!

Checkout the mainpage for Huxley: The Distopia, here.

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