25
Jul
09

Halo: ODST Only Dumbasses Sniff… turtles… dammit.

Alright, we admit it. ODST looks… pretty cool, and we’re not the biggest Halo fans. We’ve always thought that it was nothing more than a mediocre shooter with a few interesting multiplayer modes. ODST however: delivers this hyped up trailer with the amazing Nathan Fillion telling us what to do.

If you're not drooling at the moment, we'd like to direct you away from our blog to something less nerdy.

If you're not drooling at the moment, we'd like to direct you away from our blog to something less nerdy.

So we’ll admit we’re interested. Not only because Nathan Fillion is in it, or because it doesn’t star Master Chief, but because from what we gather the protagonist, is silent. We here at the Squadron, love silent protagonists. Think about some of the most memorable games of all time: Zelda, Half-life, Bioshock or even Metroid, they all have silent protagonists! We’ve always thought that Master Chief never says anything worth saying, and if you took out all of his dialogue you’d have the exact same game. So, here’s to hoping for something better than another “Run and shoot aliens dead” romp through mediocrity when ODST drops, shocks, cocks and locks (we’re suckers for alliteration) September 22.

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1 Response to “Halo: ODST Only Dumbasses Sniff… turtles… dammit.”


  1. 1 Tyler
    07/25/2009 at 2:40 pm

    My turtle smells heavily of chlorine and cyanide.


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