14
Jul
09

Jack yo ass like a Rouge in Silverpine.

A little proof that Big Brother is watching and what it’s watching is pretty pathetic, an 18 year old from Greenwood, Indiana threatened to hijack a plane at 7:30 in Chicago and kill as many Americans as possible. What vendetta was this kid taking out on home security? What burning reason compelled him? Well, nothing. He was just playing a stupid joke.

Now they'll all know I'm awesom Mr. Flufflekins!

Now they'll all know I'm awesome Mr. Flufflekins!

The kid, at first claiming that his account was hacked, later confessed that he did it all as a joke, trying to prove that the fuzz wouldn’t come down on him if he made serious terrorists threats. Surprisingly? They will. Now that kid (if he’s not in a cushy jail cell with a burly man named Ice-Pick spooning him) is probably living like a pimp. Who else has had a swat team descend on their home? We’re not saying the Squadron has. We love our government. Don’t we guys?

Via [Indystar]

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