11
Jul
09

Freezey goodness.

Today, July 11th, is free Slurpee day! Rejoice! The Slurpee is the chosen drink of even the most frugal nerds, for a mere two dollars you can get a 44oz chalice of wonder! But like everything, there’s a catch. Isn’t that right, Happy Mask Salesman?

Jerk-off.

Jerk-off.

The Slurpee you get will only be seven ounces. The smallest and most pathetic of Slurpees, but hey… they never said you couldn’t chain your way to several 7-11s, picking up a bunch of the little fuckers now did they?

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